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AFL Grand Final Funny Moments

With the AFL Grand Final coming up, we’ve compiled a list of the AFL’s funniest quotes, images and videos from over the years. Hope you enjoy it!

Top 10 funny quotes:

  1. “He scored that goal after only 22 seconds – totally against the run of play.” Dermott Brereton
  2. “Retaliate first” Jack Dyer, instructing his players during a final series.
  3. “We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they scored.” Ben Cousins, West Coast Eagles
  4. “I want to kick 70 or 80 goals this season, whichever comes first.” Barry Hall (Sydney) when asked about the upcoming season
  5. “It may have been going wide, but nevertheless it was a great shot on target” Brian Taylor
  6. “If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.” Andrew Demetriou
  7. “It’s basically the same, just darker.” Jonathan Brown, on night Grand Finals vs Day Games
  8. “Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to sail through the air for even longer.” Peter Landy
  9. “I never comment on umpires and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.” Terry Wallace
  10. “Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.” Dermott Brereton










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